GO ON THIS!! LMAO

Yo, try this out, its basically a huge internet chat thing but people dont know who you are. So the clan in nwo went on it and seeing who has the funniest stuff. and gets the funniest replies.

Basically you dont sign up or anything, you just go on the website and talk or abuse (what i do). Its a fuckin laugh tbh.

http://omegle.com/


Here are some of my convo's I'm named (You) random person is called (Stranger).
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello young man.
Stranger: hi there old tart
You: Excuse me, i am a very attractive woman for my age.
Stranger: what nationality do i have the pleasure to talk to
You: English
Stranger: im a very attractive young woman myself
You: yourself dear?
Stranger: how nice!
Stranger: im dutch
You: How delightfull.
Stranger: im a student of english
You: Im rotting in my chair as we speak.
Stranger: im dead already
You: we can die together john.
Stranger: covered in blood i sit in my chair and think about english women to chat with
Stranger: johnny is my name
You: That sounds magical, i could do with some pampering johnny
You: you got butter?
Stranger: no, only appeljuice and a rotten cheese from swiss
You: I like cheese, Tell me johhny, are you having erectile disfunction at this time?
Stranger: that might well be the case. there's an octopus in your hair
You: I'm not on webcam yet hunny.
Stranger: do something about it
You: Do you want to see my gouche??
Stranger: i aint bothered.
You: Well be prepared. It looks like Borat.
You: Not niiacee.
Stranger: Omg..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jason?!
Stranger: watson?
You: holy fuck dawg!!
You: whats'up!!!
Stranger: hey bro!!!!
You: YEAHHH BRO!!
You: what you up to!!
Stranger: thats fine here
You: sweet!
Stranger: are you still in nigeria?
You: so, we still doing that thing later?
Stranger: of course
You: yeah man, gun crime is serious here GEE
You: cool, you got the ducktape and rope?
Stranger: lol man
Stranger: yes!!!
You: cool, well she finishes at 3:00am, il jump her you hold her down, rape the fuck out of that bitch then tie her up
You: shes my hoe now dawg
You: you feelin me!?
Stranger: .....
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Just lol, i was pissing myself at half of the convo's

WTF Holy shit loooooooool

My Strangers are fucking boring
Stranger: naber
You: hi
You: whats up dude?
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. -__-

Stranger: spring brother is pure man
Stranger: asl?
You: did you smoked weed? no man^^
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't smoke
You: ah yeah i see
Stranger: you smoke?
You: of course I love that shit =D
Stranger: ok...
You: i'm an hot blonde women
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: good
Stranger: beautiful?
You: of course
Stranger: then send a pic to me
You: okay just a second i upload one
Stranger:
You: http://linkshrink.de/3951/
Stranger: not bad
You: thanks =)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: show me a pic of you first
Stranger: moment
You: alright
Stranger: http://fmn043.xnimg.cn/fmn043/20090707/1225/p_large_keot_52873p017015.jpg
You: sweet
Stranger: thx:)
Stranger: what can we do next?
You: what you want babe
You: wanna see my hot body and my tits?
Stranger: right:)
You: okay babe
Stranger:
You: http://linkshrink.de/3952/
You: SUCK IT XD
Stranger: i like them
You: WTF?
Stranger: your tits
You: are you bisexual?
Stranger: i only love girls
You: there is a fat guy on the pic ewww thats disgusting you little cocksucker
Stranger: more pics, ok?
You: WTH are you blind?
Stranger: i wanna see more pics
You: SUCK MY DICK CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD o_O
You: I'm not a female you jerk
Stranger: fuck off
You: faggot =)
Stranger: you bull shit
You: hahaha dont cry ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how're you=
You: ?
Stranger: you like sex?
You: Yeah, of course
Stranger: sweet, male or fem?
You: You really are an Idiot, are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





xDxD

LMFAO i need to do one of these!!!!!

This isn't the whole conversation... he didn't want to go -.-


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asd
Stranger: male, 23
You: cool...what was the question?
Stranger: who are you, stranger )
Stranger: my name is Nick
You: 42
You: thats all
You: but what's the question?
Stranger: very much )
You: 42's the answer
Stranger: maybe, to be or not to be,
You: no
You: but I think (and I'm quite sure) that he question is: 7*6
Stranger: good, five , sit down please
You: #
You: crap
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: 42
You: You?
Stranger: oh , i am from 49
You: nooooo!!! you really don't get it -.-
Stranger: i like "7^2"
You: it's the last answer
You: what are we living fot?
You: for*
Stranger: don't go, )
You: xD
Stranger: to build the house, grow up the tree and make a child
You: and?
Stranger: after the death go to the heavens
Stranger: or hell
You: simple
You: you like sex?
Stranger: what is it, i don't know, I am small
Stranger: Tell me
You: what?
Stranger: what is it ?
You: 42
Stranger: 6*7 ?
You: yeah
You: 42
You: you got it
You: great
Stranger: 6 is the man, 7 is the girl ?
You: no -.-
Stranger: or what ?
You: its more complicated
You: difficult to understand
You: has something to do with the world and maths and philosphie
Stranger: it's some kind of process ?
You: of course
You: you wanna leave
You: come on
You: !
Stranger: may be it's chemical reaction ?
You: maybe
You: and now leave !!!!!!!
You: xD
Stranger: it's interesting, i don't want it
You: hmm... talking bout god?
You: just kidding
Stranger: god is metaphysical conception
You: the whole conversation was fake
You: I'm a bot
You: I'm no real persom
You: n*
Stranger: very smart bot
You: yeah
You: i am
Stranger: let's check your math&
You: 1 million dollar
Stranger: tell me the Fibonacci sequence till 1000 element
You: you aren't really fast in typing?
You: 42
Stranger: i begin
You: 42
You: I was faster
Stranger: 1 3 5
Stranger: you?
Stranger: nex
Stranger: t
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
You: 42
Stranger: flud
Stranger: it's not fait
Stranger: r
You: it is
You: it was the answer
Stranger: it's wrong
You: no
You: itÄs correct
Stranger: you need to retest yourself
You: cu mate, have to go to bed
You: muahahahaha
Stranger: it's too early
Stranger: )
You: I'm in China
You: there are other timezones
Stranger: what do you know, kid ?
You: 42
Stranger: =)
You: cu
You: kid???
You: i'm a bot
You: and I'm freakin cool
Stranger: only this ? it's small
You: -.-
Stranger: ^___^
Stranger: kavaii
You: this conversaton is pointless
Stranger: make a point
You: .
Stranger: chemistry
You: 42
Stranger: what do you know about it?
You: 42
Stranger: sex ?
You: 42
You: sex????
You: yeah man
You: you're slow
You: -.-
Stranger: what your opinion about Russia
Stranger: i'm thinking
You: 42

Haha, so fuckin' funny, let me try it!

one more
it's so boring here ^^


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: Hi I have a very Small Penis, Only 5 inch long, is it Normal?
You: no, it's small
Stranger: but i can fuck ur mother
You: you're so cool
You: i bet you listen to hip hop
Stranger: u too
Stranger: asl
You: i don't like hip hop
Stranger: asl plz
You: i don't like people who like hip hop
Stranger: is ur sister sexy with big boobs
You: are you serious??
You: why shouldn't i be female?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u r a female
You: course
Stranger: ur age sexy
You: i'm cool
You: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/029/a/e/hot_female_bodybuilder_by_Skibord.jpg
You: I'm so cool
You: and now fuck off
You: muahahahaha
Stranger: r u there?
You: of course
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lolz! It's so funny!